Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Hello

I thought I caught swine flu last week. I didn't.

Did you know there's an island that has five snakes every square meter? Freaking balls!

Check out the "pistol shrimp". That creature is impressive.

Twelve more days of work; then I will start spitting.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Holy

It has been over a year since my last post...so here you go! DONE.

Just kadoodaling! I believe I shall start inscribing my life into this blog for all you interested viewers out there.

It is now 5:15AM and I just had breakfast. Have to leave for work in 25 minutes and my eyes are drooping. I have no idea what I want to bring for lunch to compliment my piece of turkey breast. I'm thinking a quarter of a watermelon....turkey + watermelon = turkmelon. Quite appealing to the ears ehh??

It is now 5:17AM and I am still thinking about what to bring to lunch.

It is now 5:18AM and I am going to bring a watermelon to work.