Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Hello

I thought I caught swine flu last week. I didn't.

Did you know there's an island that has five snakes every square meter? Freaking balls!

Check out the "pistol shrimp". That creature is impressive.

Twelve more days of work; then I will start spitting.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Holy

It has been over a year since my last post...so here you go! DONE.

Just kadoodaling! I believe I shall start inscribing my life into this blog for all you interested viewers out there.

It is now 5:15AM and I just had breakfast. Have to leave for work in 25 minutes and my eyes are drooping. I have no idea what I want to bring for lunch to compliment my piece of turkey breast. I'm thinking a quarter of a watermelon....turkey + watermelon = turkmelon. Quite appealing to the ears ehh??

It is now 5:17AM and I am still thinking about what to bring to lunch.

It is now 5:18AM and I am going to bring a watermelon to work.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Come to me Summer!

I am excited about summer! We just got our place for next year this week. I'm going to have my own room and my own bathroom! AWESOMEEEEEEE! So I was thinking about what I wanted to buy this summer because I really need to buy some new clothes!

What I need:
1) A new suit, preferably with a 3 buttoned jacket
2) A new pair of raw denim
3) A bunch of t-shirts
4) More business wear--dress shirts, slacks
5) Shoes
6) Workout stuff
7) Things for apartment

Hopefully my first paycheck of 2008 will cover these!

Saturday, March 29, 2008

LONG TIME NO BLOG!

HELLO WORLD.

THE HIGHLY ANTICIPATED BLOG IS FINALLY HERE! It's Saturday night and my last night in San Jose before going back to white town. Only 10 more weeks until summer! This summer is going to suck balls; everyone is taking summer school at college :[ I will have no one to hang out with besides myself and my mirror. Well, I hope school will be a lot easier than last quarter! I am taking a couple EE courses, modern physics, and geography. I MUST GET ABOVE A 3.5 THIS QUARTER!

SPRRRINGGGG BREAKKKKKKKKK GOOOOOD BYEEEEEEEEE!
I can't believe break is already over! Man it sure has been interesting! I barely went shopping this past week! I bought three new tshirts and two shirts to workout in--hurray no more hideous shirts to wear to the gym! I ate so much this past week! Just yesterday, Jeffy bought 126 egg rolls for 9 of us to eat; I ate 16 king egg rolls! A-M-A-Z-I-N-G EHH?! I also came to the realization that I am never going to eat egg rolls again. DISGUSTING! Oil dripping out of the bottom of egg roll, the hot insides burning your mouth...BLAH! So I found out that my body fat percentage was 17 and my muscle percentage was like 43-44 while I was in Berkeley--too swoll son, just kidding. I love family style dinners! So earlier this week, we went to ADJ restaurant by Ranch 99 and ate noodles. Then shortly after we finished, we headed to the next door restaurant to eat again. CRAZY!!

Dang, I really need to get back in rhythm with working out! Must get that 16-pac by summer! I'm going to start my diet as soon as I get back to SLO. NO MORE RICE AND EXCESS CARBS!! I am going to die. So I'm planning on loading up with a buttload of meat and veggies. Gotta eat that spinach like Popeye.

Okay, that's it for now folks. Time to battle against odor and sweat.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Yo

Hello! It's Monday--the perfect day to write stuff! Well this three day weekend was pretty chill. On Friday I went over to a friend's place with my roommate, Joe, to relax. We ended up crashing for the night because he got hella messed up haha. Dang at like 4 a.m. infomercials have hella weird advertisements! They were selling dildos from different price ranges varying in material and sizes! ~34 dollars to ~170 dollars, everyone should buy one! There's no price on pleasure! Then we were watching this one dating show where people trade girlfriends/boyfriends and see if they still want to be together with their old partners; the show was pretty retarded. On Saturday I did nothing! On Sunday, I just worked on homework and watched the playoff games. Both Chargers and Packers lost, oh noes! I bought some supplements for Michael and myself so we can gain 100 more pounds...mmm sexy fat. Speaking of weight, I gained hella weight over winter break! I am 157.5 lbs now (that's a 5 lb increase!), I'm fatty mcfatfat! Today I continued working on homework and I bought a new tshirt online! Super Awesomenessmongous check check check it out - (http://www.karmaloop.com/products.asp?ProductID=17563&VendorCode=SEV)! I like the back of the shirt, pretty cute huh?! Well time to get back to "shooting the plane", just kidding.

FARE, FARE, AND WELL!

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Stressed

Wow it's barely the second day of school and I'm already stressed out :[ Chem is so lame, we've already had six assignments and I have no idea when some of them are due. As for CPE lab, I hella forgot the basic structural coding and all we had to do was make a digital counter. My roommate and I had to work on it for the entire three hours to try to make it work properly. In addition, I just realized that since I have two labs on Tuesdays; that means both lab reports are due the next day! WTFS! Apart from school, I'm trying to fix my laptop so that I can use the internet via a cable connection at school. For the past quarter I've just been using the wireless :[ During the process of fixing it, I tried to reformat everything but messed up! Now I have 3 Windows XP on my laptop. Oh noes I am sad.

Monday, January 7, 2008

First Day of Lameness

Well today was the first day of the quarter. I LOVE SCHOOL... not!

So I woke up at six today and went to the gym with Michael. I am so sore right now; not used to working out again. After curling 500 lbs, I went back to shower and eat. I had no idea what to do from then till 10:30 (the time of my first class) so I ate a cow.

10:40-1 Chemistry
Well I don't remember ANYTHING from chemistry so it's time to get destroyed. Awesome my chem teacher has an accent and when I checked out her ratings, like a handful of people classified her as the worst teacher they've ever had--simply delightful!

2:10-3 EE
Wow EE is gonna be super hard studying by myself. It's so hard trying to understand what the professor is trying to say. I was laughing when he pronounced the author's name as "Sudoku" instead of "Sadiku". FUN FUN FUN.

4:10-5 CPE
CPE seems chill. The prof is fairly young and seems to know what he's talking about so hopefully things will go A-okay!

I went to Albertson's after class and got tofu and bananas to make banana tofu! Just kidding. Soft tofu is quite delicious if you smash it up in your rice and bananas are good for you! Time to eat somewhat healthier!

Time to eat a chicken! Farewell!